Welcome to yet another suckhole page of my own devising. This one is extra bland, and such, but screw it. =) I am a tacowh0re, and work to close 5 hellish nights a week. It's not bad, but it's still fast food and I will be happy when I am back to labor tearing up my back. You can't beat the free food, but you sure as heck can beat the BLAH you feel in your heart, and the neverending cycle making you want to gouge out your eyes with a busted whisky bottle you happen to have laying on the floor.

Anyways, I've been working since April, and this page is being put up June 23rd, 2000. I've been here almost 3 months, since I started the 4th. If you are any corporate fiends fiendz you have ample info to find me, if you are not, then sit back and enjoy what isn't here. =) I don't have any fun tacohell stories to post yet, well I mean, written up. It's been quite an experience of course. I may go off on a tangent about the fellow coworkers, dunno. We'll see. The main purpose of this page is to release the taco bell floppy games you are now able to buy at some taco bell locations with the kid's meal, or seperate. It comes with an activity book, and a floppy disk game/manual. They seem to overly rip off some classic game themes, but you'll see how much soon. Enjoy peepz. *tosses red sauce on all the lamers*

Ok...I finally played these computer game wonders, and I was mostly wrong on my guesses. Taco Maker is a clone of some game I can't think of, but recall playing on shareware cds. It has object pushing elements like many games, with the platform and ladder run around away from baddies. The Jumping Bean game is not Circus Atari, but of course Breakout with a fire sauce moat twist. Seriously...the river of fire sauce surrounding the sacred taco bell is indeed a lovely sight. I am a bit sad the games are as cheap as they are, but they are but kids meal toys, and nowadays you're lucky to get a piece of paper and a crayon to write lewd words you just learned with, or whatnot. My biggest beef has to be the fact the games needed to run in 640 >< 480 resolution at 16 bit color, which forced me to reboot to play them, then again to return to normal mode with this pc and monitor setup. BLAH. :/ Anyways, I look forward to the other Taco Bell Brandgames games when our store gets them. They include 2 other titles, one which looks like a space shooter of some sorts by ads in the activity book, and one that looks like some kind of whacked taco safari. :| Either way, the chihuahua is absent, so we must do our civil duty and let the streets run full with their blood. And you thought the fire sauce moat was cool? naw....

Brandgames seems to make apps and games for assorted companies, especially in the service or product sector. Maybe Tacobell will spend a little bit more $ next time and get us a 3D Chihuahua adventure, or possibly a nice Tacobell Sim, much like The Sims, but more emphasis on making customers piss themselves by removing the bathrooms, or walling off the elderly in the walkin until they freeze to death. That my friends will be a project worthy of my interest a good deal. Regardless I must wander back off to my restraints now...



Taco Hell BrandGames


!Buenos Dias!
What's a Taco Maker like you doing in a place like this? You're running around making Taco Supreme® like a madman. As you run around the Taco kitchen, you're being chased by some very spicy peppers. It's a crazy, mixed-up environment custom-made for fun!

You've got to run over the ingrediants, sending them down into the hopper to make a whole, delicious Taco Supreme®. And, you've got to do it before those spicy kitchen peppers catch up to you. Climbing ladders and shooting across hallways as fast as you can, you'll move tomatoes, lettuce, sour creme, and a taco shell with meat, closer and closer to completion. All the ingrediants of a perfect Taco!

It's a frantic race to build Taco Supreme®. If you make all the Taco Supreme® on the screen, the kitchen grid changes and the game gets tougher. but the toughest part of this game will be turning it off!
I'm going to guess this is a shoddy clone of Burgertime even before I run it for the first time. ;) What I wonder is why they went to all the trouble of exploiting the maximum advertising space while using "meat" in the manual, instead of the verbatim "seasoned beef" I have to chirp up with to correct silly customers begging for hamburger. If you want to explore a little game with meat, beat the bloody hell out of that link with your curser! Make sure it's dead, then slice it up into steaks and eat it rare or raw, just like me. :D
 
 
 
The sky is alive! Nachos, Tacos and Gorditas are streaming across the sky in a colorful food parade. But wait, who's that sporty little pinto bean character with arms and legs and cool shades bouncing all over the place and eating all the food? Slide the trampolines along under him and bounce him up to the sky to try and collect more food to score more points. New pods of beans appear and burst open releasing new beans. Keep bouncing those beans and eating that food and you'll stay in the air forever. Eat a bonus item like a Chalupas and score bonus points! Think you're a pro? Think again! The food parade will change and you'll be scrambling to keep up.

Hurry! Slide a trampoline underneath! If you miss the bean on the way down...splash! He lands in the Hot Sauce and the game is over.
Yeah...I think it is a blatant copy of Circus Atari myself as a guess, but who cares what I believe... If you haven't been scared away by the manual's cover or the description found inside it, download this mexican jumping bean lover's wet dream. I hold no responsiblity whatsoever for any foul play that may occur after playing this game, or any of these others for that matter. :)




what I can tell you that won't compromise national security... your road out of this hellhole see what glorious gems I fish from your unloved garbage some of my crappy poems, music, etc.. whoa there...I take it you wish to be blinded.



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