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*04-24-2003*

  Here are some of the newest, yet still somewhat old shots of Laura and Myself together. We're looking pretty enthuised there, though we kept busy speaking on whatever had made us so excited. Somewhat after this photographic event, we prepared for our second Purgatory Show. Laura was readying her wild teeth while I was busy posing, readying my weapon, and preparing my weakest defense against the bloodsuckers. We had a blast at the first show we had gone to, and a decent time at our second one. You can find info on the next one and past shows at Purgatory's Website.

  While being the good passenger that I am, I took this photo of my somewhat amusing eyes. Laura likes this shot, and you may recognize it if you know me from certain locations on the Net. :) If you know of a gem by the name of South Park, then you shall appreciate the Degenerate Drache as well as the Degenerate MissLaLa. In response, my alternate self made an appearance. This handsome fellow is always plagued by Green Bombermen who are really not Bombermen at all...


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  I really like the new pics being added with this description. I like the others to, but these somehow make me smile a bit more at this moment in time. :D First, we have a couple of me and my sweetie, showing just how happy we are. Laura and me both had some solo pics taken at my mom's request also. My grandma wanted pics of us together and such to have, and the backgrounds we usually have and weird angles of the shot I guess hurt her eyes. ;) Now...Jessi, my littlest of the little sisters looked like she had been shot in some pictures taken, or possibly she was awaiting great calamity. I'm not really sure as of yet. To surprise us all, my other younger sister Gusi sought hiding in what appears to be a thinly applied mass of NC smog. That, or some fiendish coal monstrosity decided to happen upon her person. :/ I was not done with my appearances before the digital camera in the least. Neither pic displays my good side, but I make a healthy attempt regardless. But it IS hard to keep all dapper in appearance during the winter. Sad we didn't get much snow as of yet. But, if I get sad over the lack of snow, I just look at this cool dragon that I colored with markers. It was one of those fuzzy paint kits, but the colors THEY called for and where they told you to color what was bland, so I just did my own thing. :D


  I tried outrunning the car, but Laura kept driving toward me as we wandered toward Salisbury High where I saw some cool art hanging on the wall drawn by one Helmut Shumacher I believe. But, the highlight to the day, mine and laura's "day after 1 month anniversary", had to be the welcoming of my cute kitty Zelda to our abode. Thanks Gusi and Laura!!! She's happily sleeping in the sink now getting familar with the upstairs bathroom first. Shadow hasn't gotten used to her nor as she gotten used to the house yet. Don't worry, she has a warm towel and such and food, and water, and woooo... Well, it was a toss up between Zelda and the "wide load" light car parked outside a weight watchers which somehow ran off by the time I returned to capture it for the world... :( Or maybe the old man in the fiesta like car with mini wheels that made his own parking space out of nowhere. LOL Oh well...more pics to come soon!


  Yes folks, I have rad piccies of my sweet Laura, myself, and others. If you thought Mickey was schweet, check out Minnie, you can also check out some mice catchers, Kandi, and the dearly departed Jugglez. If you think they have teeth, check out the chompers on this rabid monkey! But, the best use of one's lips truly is the immortal and time old kiss between lovebirds, allthough holding another can prove most rewarding. Family is good to, as both Gusi and Kandi prove, not to mention my sweet. She grabbed ahold of said rabid monkey later and made her squeal a surrender. :D I squeezed them myself before our tongues became camera happy, forcing me to attempt to delete the evidence. Overall I'd say the picture shoot went well, though someone DID delete the UFO...I mean strange colored lights... YEAH.... *whipes brow and hopes the bad men don't return and flash him night night with the fancy flashbulb*


  I actually updated my page some, and added these pics of some new friends, as well as myself. Here's a few shots of a damn hella coo gal from town whom I met over ICQ. She's pierced to hades and back and we're getting her more all the time. ;) There's also JR, whom is her best friend and is pretty hilarious. We took a couple new shots of me and also one of me attempting to smile. I'm dropping my hair back down to strawberry blond though, so fear...


  Here's more of yours truly taken 6-19-2000. I was showing off my insanity, my teeth, and my fun side.

  Sadly I tried cutting my hair with some scissors and it didn't work out. It was going good until I tried overly much to level it off on both sides. I was not happy what so ever.


  Here's a solo pic of me taken the day before the hair mishap. :/


  A Crack Hat zoom in displaying how utterly frightful I look at the moment. Be afraid friends, be afraid... Hopefully I'll get the hair cut soon.


  Yet another zoom in though now I show my teeth in a makeshift smile.


  Sadly, soon after others' mental trauma pikachu and a furby ganged up on me. They infact made me resemble a demon straight out of hell


  A strange pic of my sister Jessi after she appeared in the room wielding a sucker.


  Here's my goose loving sister Augusta (we call her Gusi), trying to hide from the camera's evil lens.


  A fun pic of my brother Dan. His hair is much longer now.


  So begins my journey to enlightenment This was me on my first day of Kindergarten, in November of '84. Behind me is my classroom, etc. at Oceano Elementary School in Oceano, California.


  even back then I was off This is my school photo from First grade. Easier to see my face. ha ha


  my wooden buddy This is me, with a hugely crooked robot I made from wood, taken in Arroyo Grande, CA.


  finally I can sleep Here's me on my last day of school, graduation. It took place in June, '97 at Romney Field House in Oswego, New York. I have no idea who that lady is staring at the camera. Some other grad's mom is my guess.


  classic dragon An older pic, taken down here in town.


  me with tight chain As seen before, it's me the weekend of 8-22-1999.


  a couch shot...wooo Also seen before, me out cold on my couch the following day pre another bbq.


  my old hair :( another shot more cool pics These are shots of a friend now gone, my mohawk. Americorps made me chop it off, but someday soon it'll be back...I hope! *sigh*


  These following 3 pics were taken 08-29-1999 at yet another bbq. hehe


  side 1 of the scene side 2 of the scene Jessi just HAD to fix my hair, so there she worked. :)


  another of jessi Here's the lil monkey all by herself sitting with a hair band, and a stuffed donkey.


  Jessi, and I. That's me and the lil monkey. She's a fine lil sister. :)



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