Did I say I was burning an album? Ohhhhhh....yes.

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*Updated* 2002
I finally got the first album art layout, content, and such ironed out. I burned the cd for, and also printed the material of the first copy. The title ended up being rAy's lAw: The Worst of a Dragon, which was neither flashy nor special. =0 It just is what ended up popping itself onto the artwork after I got that done and needed a title. I also signed up for mp3.com as an artist. Tarm gave me the idea back before so I went ahead and did it, with the name of Chaotic Inner Child. So, that's the news. Look for me, and Laura at our artist page, or visit us at our real home. Below is a resized view of the front cover for the "album".
view the suckness

*Old News*
Yes, yes, I know, an album?! Well, to be honest I have enough shit music to fill several cds I imagine, so why not let one slip to my friends and such. It's good stuff to make your children infertile, or your pet sheep shit themselves in their sleep. I mostly use it to remove the tar from the ceiling, crank it up and watch the masses of goo drain off. WOOOOOO

The key is I haven't figured out a title yet for it. I have a list to follow of possible titles, including of course the subtitled deal we sometimes see overused. I am not selling copies of it mind, lord no. I may join mp3.com, dunno, we'll see. Wait a while and see how good I get with my crap. You know? I saw the tackiest guitar EVER, and can't wait to own it. Have to get my mandolin fixed also. WHACKER. Anyways, let me know what you all think of the titles, and suggest any you like. Thanks. :) Some might be titles to songs, or pieces of course, since they have generic pc naming I used to keep track of when I made them, what time period in my life, etc.. The type of music can be described as metheral experimental, as in experimental outcast, etc.. Just blah I blah'd, and blah, you know? Yeah.....you got it. ;)

Would be Titles with blatant Mispellings
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Pocketlove Ambrosia
Experimental Outcast
Coughsyrup Fantasies
You So STUPID
Escape Planet Mine
3 Nuns, A Goat, and Some Vodka
Kinkay Cracker Soup-Bowl
The Aroma of Sin
Electrified Constipation
Dillapitated Custody Battle
Songs to Smoke With Mary Jane
Rightious Aftermath
Escape the Womb
Electronic Afterbirth
Inner Escape
Justified Dillusion
Suck or Swallow
Bloody Emphazima
Oversprung Sentament
Corkscrew Memoirs
Mad Turtle Sex
Butterfly Masturbation
Unslung Heroes
Parallel Killer
Destructive Moon
Useless Junk to Shit Upon
Touched by Your Anger
Uninspired Ramblings
a demon christened drache
douche related mishap
hypnological marvel
ta-ra: goodbye to the sunrise
extramodular mastification

---- Tarm's Suggestions  ----

Roll Over Cornholio
Sausageman
Music To Fuck Your Parents By
MrWigglyWorm
the power of the hypnogogic

---- Steempy's Suggestions  ----

The Puce Album
E Pluribus Rectum
Das Goatchunk
Exploding Cattleprod
Das Asshammer!
Du Hast Rectalpolyp
Einer Kliene Wankmusics
keep your enemies close and your pants closer

---- Mentat's Suggestions  ----

chiquita bitch
ain't my fault the bitch don't bathe
drink some chamomile and watch the lifetime channel

---- Torqued's Suggestions  ----

chubby transsexuals
echoboy

---- Other Suggestions ----

invincibility complex
homicidal rain
ghetto laundry day
the crime that time forgot
gamegenie in his ass
apfel zimmer

And lastly, the one I like most, and would use if it isn't copyrighted
already by someone, both as the name to make music under, and as a
wouldbe selftitled debut:


Chaotic Inner Child

I know, it's lame, but I likes it. :D Already snatched I bet, fuckers... Anyway, send me emails on the titles or any suggestions, etc.. I need some input because I'm to gunho about this and could make some funny choices. :) You only release shit music in cdr with crappily printed insert and labels once in your life eh? Well, virgin cdr and printing operations. *snicker* Maybe one day I can be a production whore of good stuff, but for now, I must make the goat fodder. YES! Thanks for the input peepz. :)

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