A Crappy CD I am putting together of some shit music, I mean SHIT. heh Want a copy when I'm done?
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Below are some of my original poems I've written over the years. Most are pretty bad, but there's some ones I personally enjoy a lot. Included are ranged topics, metaphors, and symbolic rantings. I included pictures I made to fit the different works, those too are scary. Click at your own risk.
Previous Sets (pics are original)
Started as a Floppy Pack-in for Drache's Crappy Video given to a friend.
Past Fury in my heart, short as hell.
What exactly is awaiting me?
The dreams shed such weary eyes.
What happens when finally burn out.
The drink of champions...
The minds of people allow no less.
Simply put, there's no good title for this one.
The mildly amusing followup set.
Has sarcasm ever been quite as beautiful?
Watch as the snake drops the rock of evil...
So many paths so little time...
The horse may be dead, but the ride isn't!
Truly a sitting at a table of immense meal, it's time.
If I were anymore vague I'd be enthralled
So, why can't we get along, right...
A third set of folly and glee.
Take a stab at it, won't you?
A package the postal service will never deliver.
Throw another soul on the barbie...
Tossed away hopes, embraced the end result
One time at band camp...I mean I like music.
Pick up the phone, it's for you...
Just let it on, let the dark on in.
A fourth set of showering rain.
A delightful jaunt down zombie lane.
Beware, for the Dragon isn't very happy...
YES! Jar antics with yours truly.
Sweet love to keep warm in the night so cold.
A story about a goat and his children.
They take a bite, take the whole damn thing.
Dream if you want to live, let go and die if you don't.
Travesty of Travesties
They're inside us now, hollowing out our hearts...
truth is fiction, but moreover sits a function of telling life
If only Tolkien were alive today he could save our souls...
They always say I have cotton in my ears.
Nearly as Cayce said the world's plight occured.
Oh yeah...I'd say I've seen messes before.
Want to make Devil's Dip? Of course you do!
That Time I Fell Down the Stairs
Yet Another Neglected Youth
Nature's own recycling plan
Unashamed to declare oneself
Only the lord knows and she isn't talking...
Under ice until I become a fish.
Endings start with answers.
There's meals and then, there's meals.
Newest Set Completed (pics are original)
Plenty of footage for all.
The many things left unsaid.
Melted down, we all look the same.
Dragons have been known to cry.
Give me the darkness.
Fly from the deep.
Sometimes they take more than they give.
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crappy tunes
Not many uploaded as of yet, but you can try this new one if you like. It's extra crappy, and has a guest appearance by your favorite sweater wearing closet case. wooooooo
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previous unfunny pics
Pac thought being a lifeguard would rule....
until he saw his uniform.
After years of careful hiding, Pac-Man's true lifestyle
is uncovered.
R.O.B.'s mom finally inquires as to why R.O.B. never
leaves his room.
Although medical science is baffled, Mr. Do!
will give birth to a wee clown in weeks.
No matter how hard he huffed or puffed, this
NES would not die.
